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Top Ten Reasons to Become a Mime
(hand gesture, hand gesture, goofy frown, hand gesture)
(Charlie & Donna)
When your parents ask why you're late and didn't call, you have an excuse they can't argue with.
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What else would you do with a Masters in Literature?
Increased social standing over previous occupation as lawyer.
Somebody asked you what the sound of one hand clapping was. It was all down-hill from there.
Your attempts to juggle your way through college have proved unsuccessful.
To disprove your father's vehement claim that you'd never amount to anything.
"The voices" say it will be one of the top ten growth careers of the millenium.
Great preparation for later jobs in high wind areas.
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