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Bill Gates's Top Ten Rejected Answering Machine Messages

10. "Please leave a message at the sound of the cash register." (Liquid ice)
9. "huh? how's this thing work?... will you shut up! which button do I press? SHUT UP! is this on? oh good I'm Bill Gates... wait... is this worki... beeeeeep" (MacroHard, PSYKOFRED, MEAT, srp)
8. "I can't come to the phone because the guy I pay to pick up the receiver is on a cigarette break." (Greg Brady)
7. "I may sound like Kermit the Frog,but I earn more money than you." (ace)
6. "I can't talk now; I'm making 'Apple' sauce." (lefty)
5. "This is Bill - my 1998 message will be delayed a few months. Please call back then." (Norm Shelton)
4. "Your call is important to me, almost as important as having people say, 'Netscape? That's a sugar substitute, isn't it?'" (Ramit)
3. "This machine is best heard with Microsoft Ear, available for $39.95 at a reseller near you." (Posse NoMS)
2. "Sorry I can't come to the phone, I'm washing pie off my face." (The A Man, Chris Billinger)
1. "Hi, this is Bill G---Error! General Protection Fault reading drive C. Abort, Retry, Fail?" (Jman, Steve Weiss,, Bobs_Spawn, TBeeber,, snicklefrends, nk in dc, Ammusionist)

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