You put on knee pads, elbow pads, shin guards, a bicycle helmet and a bullet-proof vest when you go out to check the mail.
(Vasitor)
Your Lazy-Boy has guard rails.
(mjolnir)
You brought twelve of your own parachutes to skydiving class.
(Overkill)
You read three issues of Consumer Reports before buying batteries.
(Greg Brady)
You're afraid to invest in some "Johnny-come-lately" corporation like Coca-Cola.
(Incompetent History Teacher)
Your idea of an extreme sport is doubles Ping-Pong.
(BoneZone)
You punt on first and ten.
(Motoman)
You folded 40 straight hands of poker.
(the mana)
When you're asked to call "heads or tails," you say, "probably."
(Maniac Bob)
When playing Blackjack, you stay on 10.
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