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Top Ten Things Not to Say to a Customs Official

(submitted by mjolnir)

10. "Look over there, an illegal alien!! Ha ha fooled you!" (The Great Caseyni)
9. "Where are the nuclear wessels?" (Steve)
8. "You don't need to check that bag - I already did! nothing naughty in there!" (liquid ice)
7. "You can kill me, but you will never get the secret plans." (Richard)
6. "How about if 'Dr. Franklin' here wrote my 'prescription.'" (The Sponz)
5. "NO! I dont haf anyfing unda my toungue." (the mana)
4. "Hi . . . my name is Barry Switzer." (Ida P., Ole Smoothie)
3. "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?" (GrimaceGTM, ArwenSL, Midge)
2. "Well, would you consider cocaine to be a fruit or a vegetable?" (Venkman)
1. "Want to go double or nothing on the last suitcase?" (ramit)

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