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Top Ten Things Not to Say to a Customs Official
(submitted by mjolnir)
"Look over there, an illegal alien!! Ha ha fooled you!"
(The Great Caseyni)
"Where are the nuclear wessels?"
"You don't need to check that bag - I already did! nothing naughty in there!"
"You can kill me, but you will never get the secret plans."
"How about if 'Dr. Franklin' here wrote my 'prescription.'"
"NO! I dont haf anyfing unda my toungue."
"Hi . . . my name is Barry Switzer."
(Ida P., Ole Smoothie)
"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
(GrimaceGTM, ArwenSL, Midge)
"Well, would you consider cocaine to be a fruit or a vegetable?"
"Want to go double or nothing on the last suitcase?"
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