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Top Ten Reasons You Fear Graduation
No place to work that has keg parties every weekend.
The six members of the opposite sex that you individually promised to marry upon graduation.
You have an unnatural fear of choking on your tassel
You're ability to make a mark that looks like a "T" or "F" will no longer come in handy.
The real world may require a wardrobe beyond cut -off jeans and pizza stained No Fear t-shirts.
All that hard work trying to convince the entire class that Poindexter is not your real name goes to waste.
You are worried that you are not ready for the real world because you still have trouble understanding the subtle nuances of Aristotle's theory of Democracy
Have to develop and break in a whole new set of beer drinking buddies.
That creepy guy from bio finally has an excuse to hug you.
There's a rumor going around that there may be a pop quiz during the ceremony.
(jACE, JJ the bee)
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