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Top Ten Reasons to Want to Travel Around the World in a Balloon.

(submitted by mjolnir)

10. Injured by Macy's Xmas parade balloon, therapist recommends trip as way to overcome fear of inflated objects (Impulse Shopper)
9. More legroom than on Continental (Alien Dogstar)
8. Airlines are tightening the rules about carry-on luggage. (the Queen of Swords)
7. Always get a window seat (Randy H.)
6. To see just how extensive your cell phone coverage really is (The Bad Guy)
5. You just can't get enough of spitting from up there. (Bonngg)
4. Only the most ambitious solicitors, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc., would dare to bother you at them lofty heights... (Ole Sparky)
3. It's easier than traveling around the world in a Winnebago. (lefty)
2. Bungee jumping using package twine just doesn't thrill anymore. (The Manatee)
1. Cheaper and less strenuous than your other dream of traveling around the world in a giant hamster ball. (The Swedish Chef)

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