direct from . . .

Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs That You Watch Too Much TV

(submitted by

10. You don't have a clue where your children are, but you sure know where to find Oprah....4:00 every afternoon on Channel 12 (LSUTiger)
9. You only use Depends because you've never seen a commercial for a toilet. (Stickboy)
8. You can only communicate by using commercial slogans and theme show lyrics. (Sofa Spud)
7. Your TV is mounted on the floor under the bed with a face-sized hole cut in your mattress. (Wierd Wanda)
6. You traded your Viagra pills for a free Premium Channel (Krass Krangle)
5. You've learned how to change the channel just by squinting at the cable box a certain way. (NDB)
4. Separation anxiety when over six feet away from your TV set. (Submission Master)
3. You're trying very hard to get your dog to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell!" (Reggie)
2. You broke the off button because the idea of the TV being off frightens you. (THe ManA)
1. You have the attention span of a ferret on espresso (Menace Diller)

Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton

Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's & Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the express consent of one of the authors.

sra & crs Last modified: May 31, 1998