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Top Ten Ways to Liven Up Your Job at the Fast Food Joint

10. Ask the customers if they'd like their shakes regular or extra crispy. (Warlok)
9. Dump the contents of the deep-fryer on the floor, and hold the first annual "Grease Capades." (NDB)
8. Stick french fries in front of your teeth and introduce yourself as Wally the Walrus Waiter.
7. Popcorn kernels in the frozen french fry supply (Vuja Day)
6. Ask customers "If 'ya find a thumb in your burger could 'ya bring it back?" (mjolnir)
5. Ask them exactly HOW MANY fries they would like with that. (Earl deFou)
4. Force small children to figure out the puzzles on the back of the placemats and then threaten them if they make a mistake. (LaurlaJo)
3. Sit on the counter and declare yourself the Burger King, and everyone else the Burger People (EatDatBurger, DA maNA)
2. Reminisce about how much fun you had during your four years of college as an English Lit major. (Thomas Palsson)
1. Dress up in really colorful polo shirts and polyester pants, then wear an ugly hat with the resturant's name on it... no, wait... (undecided)

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