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Top Ten Signs You're Not a Morning Person
(submitted by Spring)
You put your cordless shaver in the toaster..
Your vocabulary in the morning consists of, "Uh?" and "Uh hu".
You thought vitamin C meant COFFEE!
Even your self-absorbed cat will wait till at least noon to remind you he hasn't been fed in over 48 hrs....
Your will specifically states that you be buried "any time after 1 p.m."
You go to sleep in your work clothes so you don't have to waste "valuable sleep-in time" getting dressed.
Vivarin ------ Breakfast of Champions is your choice every morning.
(Lyle Style of the True Millenium Society (email@example.com))
You yawn and suck in a Delta 747
(The Grand Inquisitor)
You think Letterman is the host of Good Morning America
When you sleep late, coffee prices plummet on major world commodity markets.
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