You put your cordless shaver in the toaster..
(Ion Barker)
Your vocabulary in the morning consists of, "Uh?" and "Uh hu".
(PacoTheLateSleeper)
You thought vitamin C meant COFFEE!
(Ackhack)
Even your self-absorbed cat will wait till at least noon to remind you he hasn't been fed in over 48 hrs....
(Ole Sparky)
Your will specifically states that you be buried "any time after 1 p.m."
(Peking Duck)
You go to sleep in your work clothes so you don't have to waste "valuable sleep-in time" getting dressed.
(jman)
Vivarin ------ Breakfast of Champions is your choice every morning.
(Lyle Style of the True Millenium Society (lylegeorge@aol.com))
You yawn and suck in a Delta 747
(The Grand Inquisitor)
You think Letterman is the host of Good Morning America
(sonichawk)
When you sleep late, coffee prices plummet on major world commodity markets.
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