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Top Ten Reasons Women Live Longer Than Men

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10. To make sure they get the absolute last word (Warlok, boscoe, lefty, Klawz)
9. Women don't get shot when they wear a dress in public. (Maniac Bob)
8. Men are much more prone to be "nagged to death" by their wives. (J-Man, Sloop33)
7. You'll never hear a woman say, "New invention? It's called a parachute? Sure I'll test it out!" (MikeM)
6. Men would rather die than hear about the damned toilet seat thing one more time. (Madcap)
5. A woman thinks she's indulged herself after eating 1 chocolate... after 10 bags of pork rinds, a 12 pack, a hamburger, and a super-hoagie sandwich, men burp and think how nice it would be to eat like that everyday. (DA maNA)
4. It turns out that asking for directions adds years to your life. (MikeM, cougar)
3. Going to the bathroom in groups protects women from whatever they may find in a public bathroom. (muss)
2. Generally, men are bigger targets for lightning strikes. (Steven)
1. Men outnumber women 4 to 1 on "Saturday Night Live". (Joe-mo)

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