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Top Ten Ways to Spend the $250 Million Powerball Jackpot
(submitted by El Barton)
A twinkie for everyone in the country
Develop and market an action-figure doll of yourself.
Get yourself one a' them "Pentagon quality" toilet bowls.
(Ole Smoothie, El Barton, Manigabyte)
Buy the biggest trailer in West Virginia, and then put a new BMW on blocks in the front yard.
Pay for a top-notch therapist to deal with the feeling that, compared to Bill Gates, you're still not rich.
At long last: a home-slurpee machine of your VERY OWN!
Four words: Prank call to Antarctica
Goodbye aluminum siding: Hello golden siding
Get it all in pennies and ride the horse in front of K-mart, FOREVER!
Donate it to a college. Then they can name a building after you: "Lucky Bastard Hall"
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