Every time you get your haircut, you leave looking like Bill Gates.
(me, not you)
Not only did she give you a mohawk, it's crooked too.
(mjolnir)
Last week she snipped your ear off... AGAIN
(SouthPaw)
She puts down her scissors and elects to try the new "tweezercut" method.
(bowser, Bob Clemmons)
He tells you that the best way to maintain the style is to tie a plastic sheet around your head while you sleep.
(stephaniann)
You're the only one whose hair she cuts with a scythe.
(Thomas Palsson)
Every time you take off your hat, everyone nearby immediately tries to yank the 'rabid wombat' off of your head.
(Geoduck)
Blow dry involves an oven, and rotating slowly.
(TheRob)
Rinsing your hair after shampooing involves both her hands wrapped firmly around your neck and your head completly submerged under water!
(cjohnc)
She won't talk to you. For the first time in your life, you sit through an entire haircut in utter silence!!
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