Cosmic "Visine" - it got all the red out
(Ackhack)
It's not REALLY blue...it's just feeling a little down today.
(OtherBro)
God ordered too much paint when he was coloring the sea and had to put it somewhere
(runner boy)
By Day One, God had already used up most of the red crayon coloring Hell.
(Impulse Shopper)
Teal wasn't trendy yet...
(Ole Smoothie)
Because if it were green, we'd never know when to stop mowing the lawn.
(Elwood)
It used to be red, but that scared the crap out of a whole lot of people.
(Agent 43)
A corporate ploy by Crayola to sell more crayons.
(Troggy)
It's the default background, and God has no idea how to use his computer.
(TheRob)
It goes SOOOO well with them khaki sand dunes...
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