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Top Ten Signs You've Been Around Rodeos Too Long
(submitted by DodgeChk)
You use your own saddle on the merry-go-round at the carnival.
You see a plastic surgeon about a red nose job.
You do 360's around every garbage can you pass.
Everyone thinks you're getting taller, but it's really just 'stuff' accumulating on the bottoms of your boots.
Last Thanksgiving your mom asked to borrow your belt buckle because she couldn't find her turkey platter.
When you consider the four main food groups to be Copenhagen, beer, BBQ beef, and coffee.
Your wife demands counseling, because in her estimation, 8 seconds is NOT a long enough ride...
You're not afraid of the bulls anymore, but you are frightened by the woman beer vendor with one tooth who has been following you around.
Whenever a cowboy gets gored, you always say "It still can't compare to that stampede back in '72."
The smell of manure doesn't have that same magic it used to.
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