You wrote it on a big chief tablet with purple crayon.
(dun deel)
Brittanica only had one paragraph on your topic.
(OnlyMe)
When you turn it in, the professor says, "That reminds me, I need to repaper my bird cage"
(IMSOFUNNY)
Topic: History of Playboy - Class: American Women in Business
(jrb)
Your computer's grammar check highlighted the entire thing with the message "Passage may suck. Delete?"
(JEB)
It got stuck in wingdings and won't let you change it.
(Jimbo)
In retrospect, the essay question probably required more than a one-word answer.
(NDB)
Your professor does not own a Secret Decoder Ring to read it.
(Steen Ponak)
After a feverish all-nighter, you wonder if prof is smart enough to understand "How the Gsdocsk Msajsmao in Fpodweqq Fnord or Dlsosc."
(Maniac Bob)
The only source material for your analysis of Scandivian linguistic patterns are four old Swedish Chef skits from the Muppet Show.
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