You run away upon seeing a mall directory that says "You are here."
(TheRob)
Thirty five locks on your sock drawer just aren't enough.
(Chippy)
You hire a private eye to keep an eye out on your house, but then fire him because he's part of the conspiracy.
(The A Man)
Before you take the garbage cans back from the street, you check them for really short Mafia hit men
(JEB)
You are learning six foreign languages because you just know those people you don't understand are talking about YOU.
(lefty)
You even wonder if the guard dog you hired is secretly plotting against you.
(Michael Hillier)
You have a funny feeling the voices in your head are plotting behind your back.
(lefty)
It takes you three hours each evening to program the household alarms and video surveillance system before you can go to bed.
(Ex Cal Libber)
Your underwear drawer has a deadbolt lock.
(8-ball)
The Witness Relocation Program has told you to stop showing up unless you have an actual reason to
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