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Top Ten Signs the Santa at the Mall is Nuts

(submitted by JEB)

10. He tries to recruit children to fight in his never-ending war against the Easter Bunny. (Faux Pas)
9. He wears a black t-shirt that reads "Kringle 3:16" and demands that young children give him a "Hell Yeah." (Overkill)
8. He tells the kids, "Smile at the camera and wave bye-bye." (Maniac Bob)
7. Keeps pulling the hangers of the christmas balls with his teeth, lobbing the ball into the mall crowd, and yelling "die you commie bastard" (buckwheat)
6. While a child is on his lap, one of the elves tags and tattoos the kid for "easier identification and tracking." (Boom Oy!)
5. He keeps tieing the plastic reindeer to his chair and jumping off the roof. (PAB)
4. Unclear on Santa myth, keeps putting a finger INside of his nose (Impulse Shopper)
3. Takes cover under the sleigh every time a flash goes off. (Laffman, nibor)
2. You could have sworn he was Mrs. Claus last year. (JMC)
1. He's abandoned the naughty and nice list, and instead has a "who lives and who dies" list. (Boom Oy!)

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