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Top Ten Things Overheard at the Microsoft New Year's Office Party

(submitted by monicas_waltz)

10. "So, think you'll be rich enough to retire before the millenium bug kicks in?" (Lisa)
9. "Gee, thanks, Mr. Gates. A necktie with the Windows logo. It's just what I wanted." (Yeldarb)
8. "Wow! That was pretty tacky of Aol-Netscape to rent that blimp with all the choice suggestions and fly it over the building all night." (Ole "daddy don' take no mess" Smoothie)
7. " I told him, 'Don't reference that pointer at me!'...ha ha!" (srp)
6. "Y'know, maybe starting over from scratch, from 1900 on, isn't such a bad idea." (Daddy don' take no mess!)
5. "Oh no, the ball's stuck! Quick, someone hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete!" (Overkill)
4. "Not the MS BOB party coasters again! When will we ever get rid of these CD's?" (Puns 'O Steel)
3. "Interesting temporary solution to the Year 2000 problem, Mr. Gates. What are you naming the new months you've added to the year?" (Waldo)
2. "Hey, where did all those pies go?" (Overkill, Daddy don' take no mess!)
1. "Wanna come back to my place and crash?" (Stickboy)

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