direct from . . .
Big Bird's Top Ten Pet Peeves
(submitted by Momma don't take no Seseme Seeds!)
Being asked if his feathers are naturally blonde.
Being mistaken for the "gay" teletubby
That annoying tuft of feathers on top of his head that won't go away no matter how much hair gel he uses
No bathrooms on Sesame Street
As the duly designated representative of the street betterment committee, he has to have the mandatory bimonthly hygeine discussion with Oscar the Grouch.
Those haunting stares from owners of feather duster companies
Those nasty 8 year olds that pester and taunt him about being a huge, unemployed freak
The director's insistance on going au natural: Even Mickey Mouse gets to wear pants.
That damn "what's your gender" question
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