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Top Ten things Never to Teach Your Dog
(submitted by spot)
To operate the wayback machine
(Willbullcle)
To microwave cats
(Bellshazam)
To make lasagna during shedding season
(Koko Naut)
To read the ingredients on the dog food package
(Quantumikeannic)
Five card draw. Dogs only have one expression: Poker face.
(Boom Oy!)
To be a World War I flying ace.
(Leaper)
The concept of Democracy
(JMS)
How to sing "Feelings"
(max)
CPR
(Impulse Shopper)
"No spot, I said 'SIT!'"
(The Iron Master)
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