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Top Ten Computer Error Messages You Don't Want To See

(submitted by Topher and Skank)

10. Perversion alert: Your mother will now be contacted about the 100 MB of pornography on your hard drive. (Dice Man)
9. An error has occured because there was an error. (Jamie McCarthy)
8. I can do it. I just don't want to. (MAR)
7. User error. Please replace user. (Lisa)
6. Warning: Live rat inside computer. (JEB)
5. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. (DarkAngel)
4. Warning, mandatory 3 hour interactive tour of Windows must begin now[ (The Iron Master)
3. Warning CRITICAL error: You Muggleshwump has furt exoganoplasticalinvertibratible when coruberudiuming this problem it is important to take into account the featherstorm constant and reverberat (buttons below) guble;sefter;hexesasirt;(and the default option) reformat hard disk. (DracoDei)
2. drive a: filled with jello, (a)bort (r)etry (f)ail (-ned)
1. Not just 'bad'---that's a PATHETIC filename!!! (Poppa don' take no monkey-bidness!)

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