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Top Ten Computer Error Messages You Don't Want To See
(submitted by Topher and Skank)
Perversion alert: Your mother will now be contacted about the 100 MB of pornography on your hard drive.
An error has occured because there was an error.
I can do it. I just don't want to.
User error. Please replace user.
Warning: Live rat inside computer.
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Warning, mandatory 3 hour interactive tour of Windows must begin now[
(The Iron Master)
Warning CRITICAL error: You Muggleshwump has furt exoganoplasticalinvertibratible when coruberudiuming this problem it is important to take into account the featherstorm constant and reverberat (buttons below) guble;sefter;hexesasirt;(and the default option) reformat hard disk.
drive a: filled with jello, (a)bort (r)etry (f)ail
Not just 'bad'---that's a PATHETIC filename!!!
(Poppa don' take no monkey-bidness!)
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