How else are you going to use all those frequent flier miles before they expire?
(The Griffon Master)
Barren, rust-colored wasteland just the thing to set off the new highlights in your hair.
(Waldo)
TCI Cable hasn't set up a regional office there yet.
(Warlok)
Lower incidence of IRS audits.
(Beaner Bob)
I'd like to see Jehovahs witnesses knocking on my door there!
(Seventies Man)
It's never a bad idea to put a couple hundred million miles between you and Jerry Falwell.
(Boom Oy!)
Number of Adam Sandler movies currently playing on Mars: 0
(Paulie)
Goodbye, pesky neighbors... Hello, lovable robotic observers!
(NDB)
Just like Arizona, only without the Americans!
(Ev(A Canadian))
Ten million frequent flyer miles, and a lifetime membership to VIP airport lounges.
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