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Top Ten Reasons to Move to Mars
(submitted by RAWA)
How else are you going to use all those frequent flier miles before they expire?
(The Griffon Master)
Barren, rust-colored wasteland just the thing to set off the new highlights in your hair.
TCI Cable hasn't set up a regional office there yet.
Lower incidence of IRS audits.
I'd like to see Jehovahs witnesses knocking on my door there!
It's never a bad idea to put a couple hundred million miles between you and Jerry Falwell.
Number of Adam Sandler movies currently playing on Mars: 0
Goodbye, pesky neighbors... Hello, lovable robotic observers!
Just like Arizona, only without the Americans!
Ten million frequent flyer miles, and a lifetime membership to VIP airport lounges.
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