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Top Ten Deductions You Should NOT Try Take on Your 1040
(submitted by abber)
Depreciation on your Bo Jackson/Michael Jordan/Garth Brooks baseball card collection.
(Zada Zada)
a hand-written, signed note by George Foreman, that you paid WAY too much for that new muffler...
(Poppa don' take no torro-caca!)
Dependent deductions for your multiple personalities.
(Maniac Bob)
You might BE at the bar 40 hours a week, but driving back and forth to it is NOT a business-travel related expense...
(Yeldarb)
Cockroaches are not considered livestock...
(Chuck "e" Sans Cheez)
Classifying Viagra as a work-related expense.
(JMC)
Donations to an Irish terrorist group are NOT the same as an IRA.
(Impulse Shopper)
Occupation: hit man. Business expenses: Ammo
(IcerLeaf)
Claiming the $2500 you spent on a pound of oregano as a business loss.
(thx1138)
It doesn't matter how many people like you, you are NOT a church.
(The Lizard Queen)
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