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Top Ten Deductions You Should NOT Try Take on Your 1040

(submitted by abber)

10. Depreciation on your Bo Jackson/Michael Jordan/Garth Brooks baseball card collection. (Zada Zada)
9. a hand-written, signed note by George Foreman, that you paid WAY too much for that new muffler... (Poppa don' take no torro-caca!)
8. Dependent deductions for your multiple personalities. (Maniac Bob)
7. You might BE at the bar 40 hours a week, but driving back and forth to it is NOT a business-travel related expense... (Yeldarb)
6. Cockroaches are not considered livestock... (Chuck "e" Sans Cheez)
5. Classifying Viagra as a work-related expense. (JMC)
4. Donations to an Irish terrorist group are NOT the same as an IRA. (Impulse Shopper)
3. Occupation: hit man. Business expenses: Ammo (IcerLeaf)
2. Claiming the $2500 you spent on a pound of oregano as a business loss. (thx1138)
1. It doesn't matter how many people like you, you are NOT a church. (The Lizard Queen)

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