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Top Ten Stupid Answers to Dumb Questions.
(submitted by Mr. Smiles)
No I didn't know how fast I was going officer, My speedometer is busted.
(Mitch the Englishman)
No, a bear uses the State Park restrooms.
"Well, ma'm, I was gonna blow up the airplane, but now that you ask, yes, I am carrying a bomb."
"That is related to the direct market price of the cost of beans in China."
"Of course I know what I'm doing! If think you think you know so much, why don't you take the gun and try shooting the can off my head, Mr. smartypants!"
"Off-hand, I'd guess he could chuck about 2.497 cord a' wood per hour, assuming he even could chuck wood, naturally."
(Poppa don' take no guff!)
"Sure, go ahead. I'll agree to anything your lawyer draws up."
"No, it's not hot enough for me! I wish it was much, much hotter!"
(TheRob, Poppa don' take no guff!)
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