All the porno sites will suddenly have 100-year-old women.
(SouthPaw)
Wrestlemania might be disrupted when Pay Per View computers crash.
(Boom Oy!)
8 more months of worthless hype on Geraldo, Oprah, and the whole media rumor mill...
(Poppa don' take no poppycock!)
Nobody's even talking about the election - what if it screws up and Clinton gets to be President another 4 years?
(The Master of Irony)
No computers, no Top Ten List. Let the panic ensue!
(The Lizard Queen)
Forget the airplanes for a minute! Who's gonna keep the Domino's network from crashing, man?!?
(Poppa don' take no poppycock!)
Remember the $1.99 match box car you bought your kid for Christmas on you credit card... Well better save up because it now costs you $199,000.00.
(SPLAT)
Software engineers point out that since computers think it's almost 1900, we technically have to "party like it's 1899," which, frankly, doesn't seem like much fun.
(SPLAT)
The horror of finding out that QVC is the only Y2K-compliant cable channel
(TheRob)
That survivalist wacko down the street who won't really care if the power grid doesn't fail.
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