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Gas Station Attendants' Top Ten Complaints
That little man in the solar-powered car who drives by every day and laughs
(GUNNER, Krebs Bromide)
People who try to sell extra gas in their car back to you
(Stumpy McGee, Lefty Fielder)
Bored of waiting for twinkies to expire
Having to stand up to reach the cigarettes on the top rack
Batman always driving off without paying, claiming he has to go save the city
That moron in the towel who walks through the car wash
People who ask if they get free refills -- No, of course not!
(Commander Humbert and His Musical LoveBuss)
The general malaise which permeates this post-modern illusion we call life
The customer who complains about the price of gas while gulping a $2.00 bottle of water
Other attendants who are just in it for the money, not for the love of the gas
(QBert Langley, Lefty Fielder)
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