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Top Ten Essential Items for All College Freshmen
(submitted by Dman)
Square-framed glasses, tongue stud, and barbed wire tat 'round the bicep: for the oh-so "Indie look"; and be sure to roll eyes and tell enquiring minds that you had 'em "before they were popular"...
(Poppa don' take no dookie!)
Industrial size bottle of No-Doze.
Elevator keys and pool passes, as sold by the senior class.
Crates of Top Ramen.
Bulk Oreo cookies... great for trading, great for breakfast!
(Gator (the fightin' Geoduck!))
Lysol for those weeks when you just don't have time to do laundry.
1000 pack of condoms & enough beer to actually believe that you will use them before graduation.
(Chuck "e" sans Cheez)
Choose one: big friggin' stereo, or a good pair of earplugs.
(I wanna be like Mike, but only if I don't have to drink all that damn Gatorade)
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