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Top Ten Essential Items for All College Freshmen
(submitted by Dman)
Square-framed glasses, tongue stud, and barbed wire tat 'round the bicep: for the oh-so "Indie look"; and be sure to roll eyes and tell enquiring minds that you had 'em "before they were popular"...
(Poppa don' take no dookie!)
Industrial size bottle of No-Doze.
(Skipper)
Elevator keys and pool passes, as sold by the senior class.
(Shannara)
Crates of Top Ramen.
(got_tofu)
Domino's Coupons!
(Cosmo)
Bulk Oreo cookies... great for trading, great for breakfast!
(Gator (the fightin' Geoduck!))
Keg-tap key-chain.
(Jerph)
Lysol for those weeks when you just don't have time to do laundry.
(Brughaha)
1000 pack of condoms & enough beer to actually believe that you will use them before graduation.
(Chuck "e" sans Cheez)
Choose one: big friggin' stereo, or a good pair of earplugs.
(I wanna be like Mike, but only if I don't have to drink all that damn Gatorade)
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