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Top Ten Excuses for Missing a Final

(submitted by nibor)

10. My dog ate my cheat sheet. (wildangel)
9. That 12 hour drinking contest seemed like a good idea at the time. (brain cell)
8. The line for Star Wars tickets took longer than I expected. (Maniac Bob)
7. My dog ate my brain. (bad dawg)
6. Had not been in class all semester long, so how was I to know when the final was. (Froshy the "Snowjob" Man)
5. I just won a college degree from a radio station, so I don't need your stinkin' final! (Jerph)
4. Set my alarm clock ahead to see if it was Y2K isn't. (strrettch)
3. If today's the final... then what the hell did I take yesterday and who were all those other people taking it with me? (Gator (the fightin' Geoduck!))
2. When I signed up for Business Ethics, I thought it was a JOKE! (The Lizard Queen)
1. Needed time to clean up after dormitory was mistakenly targeted by NATO warplanes. ()

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