direct from . . .
Top Ten Things Overheard in a Victoria's Secret Store
"Victoria's Secret constuction site safety equipment? This is getting out of hand."
(Dhkrsvoork the... what's the rest?)
"Um...do you have anything in just a plain white, nothing fancy, and really comfortable?"
"You mean that... attaches... THERE? Oh... my."
(Mind in the Gutter)
"So when the sign says 'Bras 1/2 off,' what do you mean?"
"I don't suppose you have any of those special edition Star Wars panties left, do you? ... I didn't think so."
(Sparky, the Dog who Emits Sparks)
"What do you mean it looked better on the Super Model?"
"I don't need help right now, thank you. I'm just ogling."
"Would this feather boa clash with my G-Shock watch?"
"I'm not gonna ask 'em . . . If you want a cape, YOU have to ask.."
(Poppa don' take no balderdash!)
Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton
Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full
copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's &
Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties
the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve
all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the
express consent of one of the authors.
Last modified: Jun 7, 1999