"Victoria's Secret constuction site safety equipment? This is getting out of hand."
(Dhkrsvoork the... what's the rest?)
"Um...do you have anything in just a plain white, nothing fancy, and really comfortable?"
(Jackass)
"You mean that... attaches... THERE? Oh... my."
(Mind in the Gutter)
"So when the sign says 'Bras 1/2 off,' what do you mean?"
(SouthPaw)
"I don't suppose you have any of those special edition Star Wars panties left, do you? ... I didn't think so."
(Sparky, the Dog who Emits Sparks)
"What do you mean it looked better on the Super Model?"
(Got Tofu?)
"I don't need help right now, thank you. I'm just ogling."
(Impulse Shopper)
"Would this feather boa clash with my G-Shock watch?"
(Laffman)
"I'm not gonna ask 'em . . . If you want a cape, YOU have to ask.."
(Poppa don' take no balderdash!)
SHHHHMACKKKKK!!!!
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