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Top Ten Things We've Learned from the X-Files

(submitted by Col. Sanderz)

10. The FBI must spend a helluva lotta tax dollars replacing lost cell phones. (Uncle Sam)
9. Always check the back of your date's neck for telltale scarring. (Impulse Shopper)
8. Autopsies of suspicious corpses can only be performed in poorly lit rooms while no one is watching. (Boom Oy!)
7. Budding TV writers note: when in doubt, add mucous. (Impulse Shopper)
6. We're not alone, but Mulder and Scully always seem to be. (Joel Mullins)
5. When you enter a dark room, never turn on the lights: just use your flashlight. (jera the dairy princess)
4. At the center of every mystery in the Universe you can find Mulder's and Scully's personal problems. (MAR)
3. If you work for the FBI, your shoes will get ruined by numerous varities of goo. (Rika Roxy)
2. You can hold a steady job as an FBI investigator without actually solving any of your cases. (Joan Ovarck)
1. The truth is out there . . . in the Nielsen ratings (Ackhack)

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