Your dehumidifier has begun taking steroids just to keep up.
(BloodBond)
By the the end of the day your clothes outweigh you.
(lefty)
Windows issues the following error message: heavy mist & occasional rain expected later on drive c:
(Vader)
You have to be removed from your naugahyde recliner with a spatula.
(Dee- Tease)
It's 40 degress outside and your still too hot.
(Warlok)
When your shirt is dry, it can be used as a salt shaker.
(MAR)
Impossible to talk without simultaneously gargling
(Jude)
Your license plate says "Tennessee"
(Norm Shelton)
When you take a deep breath...You Drown.
(Various Artists (JDK))
The #1 cause of death is being beaten to death for having uttered: "It's not the heat, it's the humidity!"
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