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Top Ten Signs Your College Might Not be Accredited

10. They keep asking if you're in grade 13, 14, 15, or 16. (Dee-Tease)
9. Your application form asked for 4 lucky charms box tops as a deposit. (poor_boy)
8. They award a Bachelor of Bachelordom degree. (Pinky)
7. Its mailing address includes the phrase "care of." (BullFrog)
6. The student loan office is located in a dark alley in the trunk of car ran by a guy named Vinny. (k)
5. You found the application in a matchbook. (MAM)
4. Even the NAME "Tijuana Tech" sounds a little suspect. (Poppa don' take no special sauce!)
3. Its WWW home page domain is ".huh", not ".edu" (Ackhack)
2. The diplomas have that odd "ditto machine" scent. (Faux Pas)
1. Tuition checks are made out to "cash." (G-nicest)

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