You keep finding "bestiality" web links in the "favorites" directory of your PC.
(G-nicest)
Instead of the morning paper, Fido keeps fetching a tattered paperback copy of "Catcher in the Rye" for you...
(Poppa don' take no gravy train!)
Refuses to be seen in public without sunglasses and a beret.
(Maniac Bob)
Despite repeated warnings, you catch your dog running with scissors!
(G-nicest)
You are awken every night by your parrot yelling "Shut-up" at the voices in his head.
(Sven the Mighty)
You catch them up late at night watching "Animal Planet" in your underwear.
(Warlok)
Your Dog develops the "Lassie syndrome" and repeatedly pulls you from your wading pool.
(kk)
After marking his territory around the grounds, your dog hands you an eviction notice.
(Thomas Palsson)
After mastering the electric can-opener, he's no longer impressed with your opposable thumb.
(G-nicest)
Instead of the usual hairball, your cat coughs up the neighbor's kids.
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