direct from . . .
Top Ten Signs Skiing Might Not Be for You
You looked at a picture of the mountain, fell and broke an arm and a leg.
Three broken ribs, a busted leg, two black eyes and a sprained wrist, and this only while you adjusted your bindings
The ski patrol station has a reserved sign with your name on it above one of the beds.
You were so frightened just getting on the ski lift, you wet yourself and thus were froze on to the ski lift chair.
Two skis, two nostrils... Perfect fit
(The Griffon Master (Forget 911, I dial 357))
You can tell hardwood trees from soft by the tone of the thump on impact.
You wear a sweater everyday at your home in Key West, Florida
You're disappointed that you can't order a drink at the T-Bar.
You're certain the idea is to keep the skis criss-crossed, as a religious token to keep you safe as you plummet down the mountainside.
(Daddy don' take no mess!)
You keep getting nailed by those darn people skiing downhill.
Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton
Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full
copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's &
Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties
the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve
all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the
express consent of one of the authors.
Last modified: Jan 25, 1999