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Top Ten Signs Dinner Is Not What It Seems

(submitted by BloodBond)

10. Your menu lists the characters of "Lord of the Flies." (Rufus Hojo)
9. The "Type A," "Type B," "Type AB," and "Type O" wine list (The Griffon Master)
8. You're pretty sure your alpha-bits just spelled, "Redrum." (Boom Oy!)
7. The side dishes tell you not to trust the rest of your meal. (Laffman)
6. It's wearing a Groucho Marx fake moustache and spectacles. (gaz)
5. As far as you know, meatloaf usually doesn't have gold fillings. (Thomas Palsson)
4. Two Words: Sweetbread Jello (srp)
3. Your stuffed crab begins to sing "Under the Sea." (BloodBond)
2. You get to pick what color meat you want: red, yellow, green, or blue. (angeldevil)
1. The waiter hands you a domed silver platter and a hand gun, then runs for cover. (Shannara)

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