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Top Ten Signs You've Read Too Many Top Ten Lists

(submitted by Norm Shelton)

10. You get very disturbed when you see Top Twelve or other various numbered lists. (StarSaros)
9. You think that all mysteries of the universe can be easily reduced to ten pithy snippets. (Laffman)
8. You even chuckle at the FBI's "10 Most Wanted" list. (Maniac Bob)
7. The titles of the weekly top grossing films often fail to satisfy your desire for some smarmy or obscure humour. (Poppa don' take no spamoni!)
6. When you fill out forms, you list ten possible answers for every question, most of them humorous. (DK)
5. You rearrange your speed dialer entries according to changes in top ten status of your friends and relatives. (Chick Showe)
4. When you propose, it's "Top Ten Reasons to Marry Me". (The Griffon Master)
3. Instead of 12 steps to recovery, "Top Ten Steps to Get Off the Top Ten Habit". (The Griffon Master)
2. You wonder who submitted the 10 Commandments. (M. Oses)
1. To save time in the morning, you only select a "Top Ten Teeth to Brush." (kyl)

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