You tried to make an entry to this list, but the keys kept melting under your finfers, mekking it harm to fmype.
(DK)
Ice cream cones come with a straw.
(Cindy's Guy)
Your cat has taken to sleeping in the refrigerator's vegetable bin.
(Impulse Shopper)
Not only can you fry eggs on the sidewalk, you can cook a whole freakin' turkey dinner.
(The Swedish Chef)
Digital thermometers display switches to mantisa/exponent format.
(danb)
Your Nerf football melts.
(Gator!)
A guy says, "You know its not the heat, its the..." and spontaneously combusts.
(JD)
You sit on the porch and watch the Jack Daniel's boil.
(Gator!)
Hospitals all over the country admitting patients that have sweated actual bullets.
(Fluff)
Your biggest fear while riding a bicycle is that you will crash and cook to death on the pavement.
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