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Top Ten Worst Excuses To Skip Class
(submitted by ShelahEH)
Daddy said I could take the week off to see the spring fashion shows in Paris.
(in the dark)
I couldn't get the handcuffs to come loose
Not finished studying anatomy in the dorms.
Had a date with the professor's wife.
After ritually offering myself to the goddess of physics, I couldn't risk angering her by participating in your hedonistic discussion of poetry.
A fleeting case of violent death.
I understand everything and don't want to get confused.
My bicycle was out of gas.
Sorry, professor, my dog ate may car and I can't make it to class. My homework is safe, though....
When I woke up, the gnomes had rearranged campus and I couldn't find the building in time for class.
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