There's never enough power to run away and keep your shields up at the same time.
(IOIO)
Women from other worlds are strangely attracted to pot-bellied ham actors.
(thx1138)
When asked how long to fix the warp core, overestimate the time it will take by at least a day. Makes you look like a savior everytime.
(chumpy)
Klingons have yet to discover Oil of Olay.
(Twiswinkle)
Betazoid powers are obviously ineffective during poker games.
(Protura)
All warp engines can exceed design specifications if you really need them to.
(Rapido)
You can find parking in San Francisco.
(Gator!)
Never ask an android or a Vulcan for a neck rub.
(Cudette)
No matter how many starships you lose as a captain, Starfleet will give you another one.
(Borgina)
If Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy need a fourth for a landing party, don't volunteer.
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