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Telemarketers' Top Ten Pet Peeves
People who eat dinner during telemarketing time
"Hello" is not a legally binding agreement.
People staging deaths on the phone, trying to limit the call backs
Those damn people who put Furbys on the phone when you call
Target audience eats dinner at 3:00 A.M.
People who desperately try to sound like fax machines when they find out what you are.
Getting through half the morning with no success and then realizing that you have been reading the text of a computer error message and not the script to your listeners.
Accidently calling the crazy cat lady who's not spoken to a live person for over a decade.
When you've just stuck a dumb lady big time, and then realize it's your wife
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