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Top Ten Signs You Bought the Wrong Car

(submitted by Steve Weiss)

10. It has has a SMV (slow moving vehicles) sign on the back (RED IN THE HEAD)

9. Mechanic pays YOU to take it somewhere else (B Sharp 2)

8. it's picture keeps showing up in ads for auto insurance (whathefuck)

7. The warranty is in pencil with many words crossed out (Joseph Smarr)

6. The birds won't even crap on it (Anita Bath)

5. You leave the car downtown overnight and someone adds a radio and hubcaps (Allen Kruse)

4. Instead of being named after a horse it is named after a slug phylum (Yonatan but not Dan)

3. You decide to buy wading boots to get through the oil spots on your driveway (Bizplaner)

2a. The salesman kept calling it a "Flintstone-mobile," and asked about your feet (Robert A Clemmons )

2b. Manual suggests screaming "Yabba Dabba Doo" as you slap your feet to the pavement (Bob Becker)

1. Two Words: Manual Airbag (B@C0N)

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