9. The automatic 'clap-on, clap-off' ketchup dispenser (Mike (What was her Name from Last Night?) Madman)
8. Beef Juicer (Jeremy)
7. The Amazing Spamamatic X-ray Laser Tripod Fork (Jas-o-mine)
6. Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!
5. Can Closer (Rick Schieche)
4. The Can-Your-Own Spam Machine (Beatnik)
3. The Soup Super Soaker (Anita Bath)
2. Tick and Roach Honey Roaster (Martha Svenyird, Lon Dreebaskit)
1. The potato chip folder (Dan and Yonatan)
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