All the other famous philosophers have their own statues
Something to fall back on if your singing career doesn't work out
(Carla Thomas McClure)
You are unsure that you exist
the underwater basket weaving program was full.
You can put alcohol down as a "tool of the trade" for tax deductions!
Mistakingly thought that you got to play with Play-Dough
(Dan Delisle, blue beat stomper)
You just may find out if that tree in the woods makes a sound
You can make new friends in a cafe, even though you can't afford coffee.
So you can hang your diploma next to your cash register at 7-11.
If you graduate, you'll never have to go to work.
(norma, Dan Delisle)
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