Butros Butros Resume
(Albert Skapone, Steve "The Breeze" Brisee, Amy Pro II)
Put Pop-Up action picture of yourself on it.
(Dan Linder (firstname.lastname@example.org), DFMURPHY@name1.ak.net (Sea Warrior))
Begin with, "This resume will self-destruct in ten seconds..."
Fail out of Harvard, create multi-billion dollar company.
Trim it with Christmas tree lights
Type it up on the pink slip from your last job.
Replace verbs like "used", "tried", and "heard of" with "created."
Send it in a manila envelope with the words "You may have already hired!" on it.
(Nocturne, Alex Brown)
Make it "scratch 'n' sniffable"!
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