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Top Ten Signs Your Hamster is Smarter Than You

(submitted by Matt Houser)

10. You can't understand its article in the New England Journal of Medicine (Dan Delisle)

9. You notice hypnotizing red rings on the hamster wheel (Je77)

8. Rather than running on its circle, it uses it to calculate pi (Steve Weiss)

7. While you were busy installing Windows 95, your hamster learned to speak Esperanto, and began translating "Godel, Escher, Bach" (Tom Phoenix)

6. It doesn't have a second mortgage on its habitrail (Timmer)

5. You wake up in the morning and your calculus is done and there are droppings on your paper. (Chris from Chris' Realm)

4. He quits running in his wheel while you still go to office every day (Konstantin Skedel)

3. You have to keep asking it to set the VCR (Confused pet owner, Sea Warrior)

2. You're on the exercise wheel, it's on the Stairmaster® (SBY2)

1. It came up with a better top ten entry than you did (guppy)

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