The airplane was making a funny noise so the pilot had to go back home
to get his earmuffs.
(KarateKid)
The DMV merged with the airline.
(Steve Weiss)
"Flight 102, this is Tower; we're not letting you land until you appologize
for that last remark."
(TheDugMan@aol.com)
Needed repairs were halted due to duct tape shortage.
(kyl, Trece Timm)
The airline food couldn't make it through the metal detector
(Son of Spam)
"This is your pilot - Would whoever opened their window please come to the
front of the plane?"
(TheDugMan@aol.com)
The pilot found he could get alt.binaries.pictures.erotica on the navigational computer.
(Aaron Voisine)
The pilot was trying to log frequent flyer miles.
(W. Charles Daniels)
Couldn't get rid of annoying "squeegy" guy.
(Jmerullo@tiac.net, Krash)
Crossing the equator triggered a sign bug in the board computer so we had
to fly the rest of the way upside-down.
(Sir Roland)Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's & Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the express consent of one of the authors.