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Top Ten Things NOT to Say to Someone Who Calls a Suicide Hotline

10. Is this a prank call? That's illegal, you know... (Damen Peterson)

9. Thank you for calling Domino's pizza, may I take your order? (PJ Arnold)

8. Do you always carry a phone to the top of tall buildings?

7. Stick with me here, the call-trace is almost complete (Loring Fiske-Phillips)

6. The Question is: do you feel lucky? (Chris Lynch)

5. Don't Jump, you might fall on someone!

4. Oh, what? Sorry, I wasn't listening (EEB)

3. Can you make it quick, I'm off in 5 minutes (Troy Hood & Brian Nowell)

2. Your call is important to us, please leave a message at the beep and we'll get back to you. (Wray Johnson)

1. What would you do for a Klondike Bar? (Stella of the Buffalo)

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