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Top Ten Presidential Perks
When eating out, if you want soup AND salad, by golly, you get soup AND salad!
They don't ask, they just go ahead and Super-Size it for ya!
All the peanuts you want on Air Force One
Need more coffee? Invade Columbia
10% off Chia pets.
Order pizza without telling anyone, then watch the delivery boy get frisked by the Secret Service
Wear your "Presidential Sombrero of Justice and Equality" with no questions asked!
Make extra money by selling "President's Own" food products
Few people speak up when you cut in line at the bank
Trash the White House every New Year's Eve, blame it on the VP
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