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Top Ten Signs Your Dentist Is Out to Hurt You

(submitted by Now Rinse)

10. How is he supposed to fill my cavity with all this duct-tape on my mouth? (fossdboss)
9. He routinely carves the date and time of your follow-up appointment into your left arm. (Faux Pas)
8. He required thirty-seven x-rays of your teeth...and the lead apron he normally covers his patients with is "at the cleaners". (Skating Zebra)
7. After jamming the 6-inch needle into your jaw he responds, "No, that wasn't the novocaine -- I'm just warming up." (Major Tom)
6. Your jaw doesn't have room to accomodate your wisdom teeth, so he suggests making a few dozen apointments to remove all of the others so they'll have room. (lonelyto25)
5. Notches cut into the drill handle. (Gnorkl)
4. Insists on playing his "Soothing Sounds of the Rainforest" CD as an alternative to novacaine. (Orin Scrivello, D.D.S.)
3. It's not the coke bottle glasses or the blood stained smock - it's the necklace make from human teeth. (not Me)
2. He adjusts the chair so it's comfortable, but the arm, leg, and head restraints are a little tight.... (Oops I did it again.)
1. Forget the drill, he uses a screwdriver (Andy Bragin)

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