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Top Ten Worst Superhero Pickup Lines
(submitted by Athene)
I put the "X" in X-Men.
Wanna find out why they call me "Wonder" Woman?
You might as well take it off because I can see right through it.
So, did you ever wonder why they call me the "Man of Steel"?
(Super notMe, thegreatmoleman2.0, radman3636, Jabba the Fatt)
Do you know I have Sex-Ray Vision?
Is your father an astronaut? Cuz I think I remember seeing him when I flew all those warheads out into space.
Think the utility belt's cool? Wait 'til you see the bat-vibrator.
I'm the only survivor of my planet's destruction.. want to save my race?
The Flash: "Can you spare a second?"
Hulk not kidding. It so big, it rip clothes off.
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