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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things That Happened to Areas Numbered 1 through 50

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10. Disappeared during Y2K (Krig the Viking)
9. Area 51 ate them. (Geoduck)
8. Twenty-two exploded, nineteen lost funding, eight were infested by rats, and one was infested by exploding rats that went over-budget. (sgamer82)
7. Purchased by Lehman Brothers as a high risk retirement development - now tied up in bankruptcy court (lefty)
6. Decommissioned by Jimmy Carter in 1973 in an attempt to appease the Goa'uld (Krig the Viking)
5. The 5 in 51 was a mere typo, but all of the paperwork had been finished before the error was noticed. (Rigoletto)
4. Due to budget cuts, were converted to Starbucks. (dhla)
3. They were unfortunate victims of a hostile takeover by Sesame Street. (Maniac Bob)
2. Traded by Cpl Walter O'Reilly (4077th) for medical equipment and unauthorized "hooch" (Hawkeye)
1. They were redesignated "California:" the hiding place if the strange,bizarre, and unexplained. (toyz)

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