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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Superman's Top Ten Pet Peeves

10. Aquaman leaving puddles on the carpet when he comes over for poker. (Yickstra)
9. Accidently putting his cape in with the whites. (Captain Comeback)
8. When telemarketers got the phonenumber to the Fortress Of Solitude . (Jerry Gamblin)
7. The price of superhero liability insurance has gotten rediculous. (lefty)
6. Damned PC activists want to replace "Man of Steel" with "Person of Non-Organic Nature" (Triften Chmil)
5. Saving kids from danger and then hearing them say, "Shoot, I was hoping for the Power Rangers." (Steve Weiss)
4. Bruce Wayne always flaunting his personal net worth in the form of annual reports distributed to archvillians. (Troggy)
3. People asking him to make diamonds from charcoal at neighbohood cookouts. (Warlok)
2. New FAA regulations requiring a flight plan, radar, and fire supression system. (lefty)
1. That time Jerry Springer got him on the show without telling him Lex Luther would show up. (JEB)

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