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Top Ten Reasons Brett Favre Can't Stay Retired

(submitted by XLR8R)

10. He's still got football fevre. (rorschak)
9. 3 teams down, 25 to go (Holden Geezerly)
8. He blew a fortune buying his own memorabilia on eBay. (lefty)
7. It's just too much fun driving the video game people crazy signing up with a team at the last minute. (Oops he did it again.)
6. He knows he can't tackle any of the other residents at the seinor home. (Volleyball Lover)
5. Little known "spend 20 years in the league and get an extra one free" rule (Outsyder)
4. He promised his wife that he'd mow the lawn when he retired from football. (Chuck1863)
3. An obscure Viking law states that unless he can find a donkey to dance the fandango, he must be at work on Monday. (Zoctar)
2. He's still waiting for that "Cash For QB-Clunkers" program. (al)
1. Brett Favre, Lance Armstrong and Evander Holyfield made a bet in 1992 and, well, you know how that goes. (Felly Smeet)

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