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Top Ten Reasons for NASA to Go Back to Mars

(submitted by Dan)

10. To make the new TV show: Battle bots on mars, remote control rage on the Red Planet (Cluster, someone else)
9. To open a Starbucks Franchise (Nutty Ned)
8. Gotta see if that five-cents-a-minute phone rate is really good from anywhere (Maniac Bob)
7. They don't think we have enough of that "dirt" stuff here on earth; they're going to bring some from Mars. (Gustavoman)
6. "There's a rock formation that looks like a butt print! Maybe it's a form of life!" (Lord Sprinkles)
5. The shuttle landed on the "Go Directly to Mars, Do Not Collect $2 Million" square. (Maniac Bob)
4. The Martians want to know if we're done with their soil samples yet. (bemused_meerkat)
3. They can get a 50 cent deposit on the Mars Rover. (Tripwire)
2. To try out MapQuest's new 'Planets at your fingertips' direction -- their own directions don't seem to work. (CDW)
1. The left Pathfinder in a "No Parking" zone with the blinkers on. (Alfredo Garcia)

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