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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Truths About the Modern World

(submitted by Rouge Panda)

10. In a Third World nation, don't drink the water. In a Western nation, don't breathe the air. (El_Jefe)
9. Thanks to television, the "pretty" people can now dominate the once creativity based music industry. (Buttsey57)
8. No one cares about apathy. (Shaggy Wolf)
7. Everything -- and I mean everything -- happens during sweeps week. (The Lizard Queen)
6. The only thing that stays the same is change. And Dick Clark. (Derekdammit)
5. Noxema girls get noticed. Noxema boys get beaten up. (Dan)
4. We can't cure cancer and we can't stop polluting, but we can watch Britney Spears anywhere on the globe. (Buttsey57)
3. There are, in fact, many businesses like show business. (AckThwap)
2. You only ever need two tools to fix anything -- WD40 and duct tape. If it moves and it shouldn't use the duct tape, if it doesn't move and it should, use the WD40. (sageandscholar)
1. Big Brother really is watching all the time. ALL the time. Big Brother is disgusting. (Indigo)

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