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Top Ten Signs You're Listening to an Awful Morning Radio Show

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. At any point the host says "That's a pretty good duck impression you've got there caller, but just listen to my goose call." (MLehde)
9. They combined Reverend Joe's Bible Time with Bad Daddy's Shock Jock Antics. (quistis)
8. The host makes helicopter noises as he gives the traffic report. (Arcola Mike)
7. You start looking forward to the traffic reports even though you work from home. (Toasterpig)
6. All "Phunny Phone Calls" are made to the host's ex-wife. (rorschak)
5. The host is still asleep. And snoring. (Geoduck)
4. They lost in the ratings to the police radio scanner. (Outsyder)
3. The broadcaster mimes a solid 2 hour coverage of Beetle Dung in the Serengeti. (NPR Radiozzzzz....)
2. The host gives updates on his recovery from a hangover. (Arcola Mike )
1. Every minute on the minute, you get the time and temperature. (Tugboat Annie)

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