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Top Ten Signs Mitt Romney Is Richer Than You Are

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10. Mitt has never ordered off any value menu. (RAM)
9. His friends own NASCAR teams. Your friends have NASCAR stickers on their hard hats. (lefty)
8. When a church wants a donation from Mitt, God shows up in person. (Chuck1863)
7. He's familiar with the concept of "commercial airliners", but he's never actually been in one. (Krig the Viking)
6. Romney likes exotic meat for holidays: He's served Sasquatch ribs twice for the Fouth of July!! (strat)
5. He thought Walmart was a business that sold walls. (RAM)
4. His Jeans are from Saks 5th Avenue, yours are from Goodwill. (jumpinjack)
3. You cut his chauffeur's chauffeur's lawn. (Major Tom)
2. He pays more for a hair cut than you did for your car. (sbrogdon)
1. When someone says "Chinese food," you think "take-out." Romney thinks "fly there." (Maniac Bob)

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