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Top Ten Leprechaun Pet Peeves
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
After paying taxes and troll fees, that pot of gold is really just a cup of coins.
Finding someone has replaced their true gold with those chocolate coins
People thinking the green giant is their dad
(JAMs Mom, JAM)
The way that everybody just assumes that they're all Irish. They're leprechauns. They hoard gold! Not potatoes!
"You Must Be This Tall to Ride" signs at amusement parks.
(Micklin T. Rahe, Definitely That Tall To Ride)
Those Munchkins think they're so darn cool with their Lollipop Guild.
The Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy constantly "borrowing" coins from the pot
Reality show "Finding Bigfoot" gets all the attention. What about finding the guy with the pot of gold?
Santa gets milk and cookies every Christmas. But just ask one kid to leave out whisky and pretzles for St. Patrick's Day and parents groups never let you forget it.
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